On my third can of Coca Cola of the night
Procrastination, go go go!
I just sneezed so hard my sides hurt.
I'm cold and I need to do my homework.
So I wrapped myself with my extra bed sheet and stuck my hands out from the sides. I finally understand the Snuggie cult. I want a Snuggie.
How I Met Your Mother (Season 7): Monday, September 19. BACK-TO-BACK episodes. Interesting note: Ashley Williams is listed to appear in season 7 as VICTORIA! PLEASE BE TED’S WIFE! Modern Family (Season 3): Wednesday, September 21. The Big Bang Theory (Season 5): Thursday, September 22. Two episodes! This will be a week of epicness. Glee also premieres this week, but I’m eh on Glee....
This is a first.
Typical me to start this off. I have an assignment due at 8 am. What am I doing at 5 am? Yeah, still working on it because I’m a procrastinator. I finished around 5:30 am. I decided to take a quick nap and wake up at 7:40 for class. Typical Stanley. I unconsciously turned off all 4 of my alarms to wake me up and somehow (miraculously) woke up at 8:15 am. Ok, not too late. The assignment I...
I seriously need to focus on my assignments.
Told myself I would start two days ago. Kept putting it off. Told myself I would start at 1 am, finish it, and get some sleep before my 1:30 pm class. Changed my mind and was going to take a short nap. I wake up at 8:30 am, worked for 20 minutes, and I’m on the internet again. Sigh.
I HAVE INTERNET AT MY APARTMENT NOW
Saw a Time Warner van outside my apartment.
Thought I would be getting Internet and cable two days early. Open the door and see no Time Warner guy. Realize it’s for my neighbors. Go on my phone to “blog” about this on Tumblr. MLIA
Me: I'm hungry
Fridge: Don't give a fuck.
Cabinet: Bitch, don't look at me.
Freezer: lol nigga, you like ice?
No internet in my apartment until Thursday. I keep disconnecting from the school wifi every other 10 seconds at the library. ANKJBVFAIUGDHFAFSFFISDF