November 2010
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My Thanksgiving list
http://shuanged.blogspot.com/2010/11/in-gratitude-and-thanksgiving.html
I would just copy and paste, but I put some pictures up and I don’t know how to copy and paste that. So, go read my other blog for my list of things I’m grateful for. You might be on it! I sound like an advertisement now.
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Go Library!
I was about to rip my hair out and change the movie I was using for my paper. Then I decided to go on Syracuse’s library website. What do ya know? I find exactly what I’m looking for within a few seconds of my search. Amazing. My high school’s library website was like Yahoo! or MSN. Why use that when I could use Google?
Syracuse library website, you have outdone Google.
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WHAT I SEE.: zoooooooooooom →
vincentlin:
Santonio Holmes TD at 0:10 in the fourth quarter. It seems like every week, the Jets outdo themselves by winning in a more thrilling fashion than the week before. Always behind in the 4th quarter. Always ending up with a miracle finish.
Rudy Gay with the facial over King James, at the…
Everything went right (except the near 4th quarter collapse, but Sanchize redeemed...
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This is what I do with my fat tummy. gvoy.
LMFAO THE LOOK OF DETERMINATION.
LOL PATRICK.
My favorite cartoon character right here.
Based on a psychological study, a crush only lasts...
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Hmm…
Care to follow my blog?
http://shuanged.blogspot.com
There’s just some things you can’t do on Tumblr. I can’t make insanely long posts every time I want to say something. I’ll still use Tumblr for everything non-venting or non-expressive related thing.
If you care to follow me on blogspot, please do. I have no idea how to get followers on it.
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Nice try
caitlinperilous (1:53:01 AM):
Hey this girl Princesstera420 is saying that she knows you from a party or something wants you to I.M. her.
Nice try there. I haven’t been to a party in pretty much about 12 months. That and I don’t recall ever meeting a Tera.
Heads up to those who ever get an IM like this. If it doesn’t scream “It’s a trap!” then I...
An atheist professor of philosophy was speaking to...
Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, you believe in GOD?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD good?
Student : Sure.
Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL?
Student : Yes.
Professor : My Brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor : You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Is Satan good?
Student : No.
Professor : Where does Satan come from?
Student : From...GOD...
Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor : So who created evil?
(Student did not answer)
Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe The World around you. Tell me, son...have you ever seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor : Yet you still believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor : Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor : Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn't...
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat,
Mega Heat, White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat. But we don't have anything called Cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero
Which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.
(There was pin-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as
Darkness?
Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of
Something.
You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light...
But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it's
Called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't. If it is,
You would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor : So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student : Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor : Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue
There is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are
Viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.
Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought. It uses Electricity and
Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life, just the Absence of it
Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from
a Monkey?
Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process,
yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the
argument was going)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at
work and Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The Class was in uproar)
Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the
Professor's brain?
(The Class broke out into laughter)
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's
brain, felt it, touched or smelt it?...
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable
Protocol, Science says that you have No Brain, sir. With all due respect,
sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The Room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face
unfathomable)
Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir...Exactly!
The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.
That student was ALBERT EINSTEIN.
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Facial Hair
I remember when I used to anticipate growing facial hair. I thought growing a mustache was a sign of independence. I thought shaving was a sign of masculinity.
I hate shaving. No one taught me how to shave when I first started. I cut myself like twice every time I shaved. That’s when I started to wish my facial hair would grow slower so it would give time for my cuts to heal. Then I found...
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Facebook
I don’t understand why people on Tumblr insists that everyone to not link their Tumblr on Facebook. I don’t link mine to Facebook anymore only because I don’t want my friends to have a flood of stuff on their newsfeed on days that I want to update my Tumblr like crazy.
You don’t want all the people you have “friended” on Facebook to find out your Tumblr and...
Reblog if God has done amazing things in your...
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Socially Awkward. →
vidividibambam:
itsdunkz:
thesleepingeye:
You check your phone, because you have nothing to contribute to the conversation.
Wait for the right time to say something, you get interrupted. Twice
Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance.
Hold the door for some. They’re slightly too far away.
Someone comes online, you say “hey”, they go offline.
You go in...
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Time travel
I look at my clock and I thought I jumped back in time. Then I realized it’s Daylight Saving Time. You got me there, Mother Nature.
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What I want to be
Surprisingly, the new Nike LeBron commercial where he’s ragging on everyone for being a quitter (which he won’t admit) got me thinking.
“Do I want to be who you want me to be?”
I’m thinking about what I want to do with my life. I know what career I want to pursue. I know what kind of lifestyle I want for myself. But I just figured out what I want to be.
Huh?...
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CALCULUS
elvincible:
Y U NO EASIER?!
I spent a long time finishing up my Calc II hw and I’ve never felt so hopeless on a math assignment in a loooong time.
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Stick to it
I absolutely cannot stand flakers. If you’re ok with a plan, stick to it! Don’t flake out the next day unless you have a legitimate excuse like your kidney just exploded.
I’m the kind of person who likes to have a plan even though I am a pretty unorganized person.
Don’t disrupt that plan.
Harry Potter for dummies:
sarachng:
dirtyprettything:
1. Harry Potter and the magic rock
2. Harry Potter and the secret room
3. Harry Potter and the escaped prisoner
4. Harry Potter and the fiery cup
5. Harry Potter and the secret club
6. Harry Potter and Snape
7. Harry Potter goes camping
LMFAOOO
HAHA Harry Potter goes camping
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Revolutionaries
Just saw a commercial for Bank of America. They were advertising how their ATM’s allow you to quickly deposit checks and print receipts out with the picture of your checks.
Good job Bank of America.
Too bad Chase has been doing this for like ever now. I thought every bank did this before I saw the commercial.
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Ignore the world
I was gonna write a poem But then realized, who really reads them? Actually, people read poems just fine Probably unless they are mine I don’t have the brain power left to rhyme words Or the motivation to be lyrically absurd
Why does it feel like the world is against me? It’s like my opinions are as noticed as a dead tree Here I sit venting on Tumblr As if I was as important as a...
